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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?","punchline":"He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.","id":413}
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