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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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Michael \"Mike\" Wansley, better known by his stage names Wanz and TeeWanz, is an American singer, songwriter and rapper. He performs in various genres, including rock, R&B, soul, hip hop, and pop. He was featured on fellow Seattle-based duo Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' international hit single \"Thrift Shop\", which received two Grammy Awards for Best Rap Performance and Best Rap Song.
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