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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
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